Following a tumultuous month at the White House, Rick Perry was reported to be casually asking around if he was still the Energy Secretary. Sources close to the Probably Secretary disclosed that he was fishing for hints regarding his current employment status. Perry was heard inquiring “Hey, has anyone heard of any more cabinet shakeups? Just Tillerson and Shulkin?” several times throughout the day. “A friend of mine was curious, I told him I’d ask,” he clarified.

Current Undersecretary of Energy Dan Brouillette assured Perry that he would definitely know if any changes happened, although was seen repeatedly refreshing President Trump’s twitter feed himself. Future Ex-Secretary Perry was last seen checking the Secretary of Energy Wikipedia page to see if it had been updated.