WASHINGTON – In a move that has been hailed as a breath of fresh air by pundits, the United States has changed its official motto from “In God We Trust” to “Fuck ’em”. Talk about a long overdue change!

The new motto more accurately represents America’s stance on every issue both foreign and domestic. When asked about the Ukraine War, the poor, Israeli bombings of Palestine, scientists, Taiwan, victims of instability in Africa, NFL players with CTE, homeless veterans, hungry children, illiterates, child soldiers of drug cartels, women, infrastructure, refugees, income inequality, the disabled, environmentalists, mental health issues, trans people, or the future, we can proudly point to our new logo before flipping the bird to anyone watching.

“The President-elect is very pleased with this change”, said a spokesman for adjudicated rapist and felon Donald Trump, who will proudly march to the Capitol four years behind his loyal fans. “‘In God We Trust’ is just too long. You want something you can easily shout from a passing car. It’s basic marketing!”

Presidential loser Kamala Harris concurred. “It sums up how America feels. It definitely sums up how I feel right now.”

The new motto will be printed on cash immediately. The estimated cost of updating the printing press plates at the US Mint for each form of currency is estimated to be in the millions. Given the dwindling use of paper currency in today’s economy, some have questioned the rationale of the expense.

“Eh, fuck ’em.” retorted Vice President-elect JD Vance. He proceeded to proudly shout the new American slogan several more times as he entered a nearby Ashley Furniture retailer.